Classic finals week. It never ceases to crack me up that college kids wonder why their broke but continually flood on-campus convenient stores to spend, like, $18.00 on a Red Bull and a Snickers. As we wind down into the last few weeks of school, literally, every single couch/chair/bench/table on campus is being used to sleep on. Coincidently, every wall plug is preoccupied (Facebook overcapacity ensues...) and the workout center sits collecting dust as nobody has seen sunlight for days. All this to prepare us for the real world?
Naturally that idiotic phrase "you look tired" starts to circulate. Is that a compliment? Suggestion? Just a comment? The entire city is on the same page, we all look/feel like a rotting carcass, we all want summer, a bed, a pool, to abuse alcohol and for this week to be over; but don't remind us.
Naturally that idiotic phrase "you look tired" starts to circulate. Is that a compliment? Suggestion? Just a comment? The entire city is on the same page, we all look/feel like a rotting carcass, we all want summer, a bed, a pool, to abuse alcohol and for this week to be over; but don't remind us.
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