I never understood the concept of Twitter. I seriously can't think of a worse way to spend my time than reading a 140 character update about the sandwich you just ate. How astronomically boring and annoying. However, my indifference to the outside world usually doesn't get me very far so I figured it was time to give this whole thing a chance. The irony of the story is I'm now awfully addicted.
After four rounds of my password being "too weak" and angrily forming mental notes to threaten the poser It's Official's who robbed me of my intended username, I finally settled on @_ItsOfficial_ I currently have zero followers and need instruction on how to correctly use that hashtag so #pleasehelpme!
Obviously, Babe Walker @whitegrlproblem is my current favorite but, seeing Paula Deen's face on my feed also puts me in good spirits. It's also super relieving to know that Jeremy Piven is still hilarious even when he isn't acting as Ari Gold. Sadly, I'll even admit, Soulja Boy and his 98 consecutive tweets about "juice" and getting "juiced up" is pretty hysterical as well. Suggestions on who else I should follow?
After four rounds of my password being "too weak" and angrily forming mental notes to threaten the poser It's Official's who robbed me of my intended username, I finally settled on @_ItsOfficial_ I currently have zero followers and need instruction on how to correctly use that hashtag so #pleasehelpme!
Obviously, Babe Walker @whitegrlproblem is my current favorite but, seeing Paula Deen's face on my feed also puts me in good spirits. It's also super relieving to know that Jeremy Piven is still hilarious even when he isn't acting as Ari Gold. Sadly, I'll even admit, Soulja Boy and his 98 consecutive tweets about "juice" and getting "juiced up" is pretty hysterical as well. Suggestions on who else I should follow?
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